My Kitty's Close Encounter.

The Time: 3:00 AM
The Event: My Kitty Cat's Close Encounter.

       It was early in the morning and I went down to my kitchen to make a snack. I heard some noises in my garage and I opened the door. As soon as I had the door open I saw the source of the noise, my cat had been sleeping in the garage when a wild raccoon appeared and tried to eat some trash. My kitty did not like this one bit, the raccoon got too close to him and my swatted at the wild beast. The raccoon attacked my cat and dragged him out of my garage into the dark abyss of the night, all I could hear was the meows, hisses and screeches as the animals battled in the dark woods.

       As a few minutes went by the noise began to die down and then everything went silent. I knew that the raccoon was fairly bigger than my cat so I assumed the worst and figured my cat was finished. After a few sad moments I started hearing the leaves in the woods rustling, I figured it was the raccoon coming back for more food so I grabbed a baseball bat and got ready.

       The creature trotted out of the woods, it was my little kitty cat without a single scratch on him. It turns out he just didn't want that animal messing around in his territory so he dragged it out to the woods and killed it. After the happy reunion between me and my sweet kitty cat, He ate a can of Feline Feast and rolled around in some cat nip, got incredibly high and passed out on the couch.